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Ok... For all of you who know me well, you know that I am NOTORIOUS for loosing my keys. Well it happened again. Yesterday was of course a hetic day because my life has somehow turned into one whirlwind after another. I feel as if I have been sucked into a vortex of neverending tasks. Anyways, yesterday after leaving work "late" I went to my moms. Thank the good Lord she had dinner ready. Well after I ate Mish and I headed home because we were to pick up Preston later at Phillip's Mothers. Well I had to get all the animals fed and begin my work day at home. Well the time came for me to go get my son and well my keys were GONE. All of you who live near where I do, you know that it was raining. I have learned that when you loose your keys the best thing to do is retrace your steps. Well all of my steps were OUTSIDE. So picture this... pourning rain, dark, muddy, and did I mention dark and raining, my sister in her car with the head lights shinning in my yard and me outside getting soaked looking for my keys. It was a lovely sight! Well after all of that, my search was invain. My search then went back to the inside of the house, which I was SURE they were not. Again my search turned up nodda... Sooo then I had to call Phillip and tell him that I once again lost my keys... Of course he was not understanding about it... His comments were "Dadblame, I put an extra clicker in the house because your keys were always locked in the car. I guess now I am gonna have to put an extra key in there too because you can't keep up with them." As you can imagine I was just about shot because it was waaayyy past my nine o'clock bedtime, so I just gave up and went to bed. Well this morning I got up early to continue my search outside (and yes I did look in the car and they were not there). After a long search through the yard, NOTHING. So I just gave up and went back into the house. I was so frustrated. I went to the bathroom to get a load of laundry. On my way back through the house I stomped my toe on a live plant that I have that sits right under the bar. Well needless to say that was a shot to my face cause now I have no keys and I am gonna have to ride the fourwheeler to work in the rain and I have hurt my toe... Somewhere in the middle of my temper tantrum I heard the noise. You know the noise that keys make when they are shaken. I look down and low and behold there they were a shinning shimmer of hope in the plant!... Thank the good Lord for small miracles!!!